Monday, September 12, 2005

Belfast's burning, dumdiddleumdumdum

Is there anything funnier than turning on the news and seeing what used to be my local branch of the Northern Bank burned to the ground? I lived in Cloughfern for two years, and all the landmarks from those two years: the bank, the Chinese chippy, the Xtravision, all torched. Now that truly is pissing on your own chips.

"Will what do yu fancy doin' tinight, Wayne?"
"Will I wus goin' a go to the drink link, git a tenner owt, git a sweet'n'sour an' rent the new Vin Diesel"
"Will ye can't, cus ye bornt thim all out las' night".

Friggin' sammies.