Sunday, May 15, 2005

career opportunity

So here I am posting from my hotel room in Cannes, looking forward to attending the STAR WARS: REVENGE OF THE SITH premiere in a couple of hours, and Wow!, thanks to everyone for the amazing response to Friday's blog entry, I'm really touched.

So, I've decided to offer a new service to those in need: as a ghost writer to those sorry buggers cursed with a really crap blog. Send in your entries, and a small cash donation, and I can make you appear much more interesting and attractive, using only my perspicacity and my special cursed magic keyboard!
See what I did there? That's just a hint at the fantastic imaginative power I'm putting at your disposal!
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