Friday, December 05, 2008

*SPOILER WARNI... ah, fuck it, what do I care?

Any regular readers of Supervillain will know the special attention Sean and I are giving to the planned ANT-MAN movie. Basically, we've plotted and cast it, and are waiting for the call from Edgar Wright, re: assuming our position as executive producers. Anyway, bearing in mind how the production seems to be moving along, part of the plan for an inevitable AVENGERS flick, it's no wonder to see Marvel putting Hank Pym and Janet Van Dyne at the heart of their big post SECRET INVASION push. Tangent. Grud on a greenie, but DARK REIGN sounds cheesy. Like a bad '80s metal album. Maybe by Manowar. Anyway, to spoil it good and proper, they're killing Wasp off, and it looks like Mr Hankie is taking a new "Wasp-Man" persona in tribute to her. Or maybe in tribute to Keith Moon. I dunno.

Anway, here's a new Avengers line-up. Note another Pym-centric character present: Jocasta, who I think started life as a robotic sex-doll of The Wasp created by his "son" Ultron. And as we all know, Ultron is the only Pym-villian worth a damn, and therefore a shoo-in for the movie. Plus, they're reinstating the old Jocasta/The Vision/Scarlet Witch love triangle. Oooh, complicated robotic sexual tension! Anyway, I look at this image and know Dan Slott is a big fanboy for the post-Roy Thomas, Shooter/Michelinie years of The Avengers. Just like Joe Casey. And me.

10 comments:

sean witzke said...

Coming at you like a ray this xmas, Dark Reign by The Librarians of Lunacy.

PJ Holden said...

They've updated the Cap's costume ? AND NOT the scarlet witch's? wtf?

-pj

Dan McDaid said...

I like Scarlet Witch's costume - better than Perez's weirdly over-accessorised number anyway. I really wish superhero costumes would ditch their fascination with vents, piping and unnecessary widgets and doo-dahs. Everyone looks like they're from a bloody videogame these days. In a way, it makes sense for Iron Man to constantly update his armour, but he *used* to be able to fit all of this functionality into a suit that looked sleek and cool - why does he now look like a Zoid?

Mark said...

I think that's U.S.Agent rather than Cap.

For a guy who hardly reads Marvel comics, I seem to know a lot about them.

seth hurley said...

That Ant-Man script is great.

Simon Pegg as Hank Pym & Nick Frost as his slovenly friend who steals the Ant suit, misunderstandings and pint-sized action ensue. Hank can't catch a break with his girlfriend Janet, played by Kelly MacDonald AND his artificial AI Ultron has just gone crazy. He builds Jacosta for Ultron (because robots need love too) Sam Jackson shows up, they join the Avengers and everybody gets laid.

seth hurley said...

No, wait, that's all in my head.

Mark said...

It's pretty close to the plot Sean and me had knocked out, too.

sean witzke said...

In my mind, they'd go with the Ultimate Wasp and Lucy Liu - because c'mon, if I were Edgar Wright, I'd put Lucy Liu in my movie. But, Kelly McDonald might be an awesome Patsy Walker.

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