"Brian Braddock has picked up two plum mounts in the big jumping races at Trentham on Saturday"! What the fu*k is he on about?! Isn't at least one of the toadies who hang around his messageboard a Brit? The only animals racing in Trentham are monkeys! Trentham race course is in fuc*ing Wellington! So who is he now, Captain f*cking New Zealand?! And what the *uck is a "jumping race"?! Something deadbeat dads do on fuck*ng Sports Day at their kids fuckin* primary school?! Does he mean national hunt racing? More like national *unt racing! And "plumb mounts"? Don't get me started!
Thursday, July 31, 2008
Brian Bendis is the new Chris Claremont
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Dick Van Dyke might have got away with it.
Top ranting, Mr Cardwell. Fuck*ng Bendis.
Nice.
I had a mate who had a pair of plumb mounts. I think they were to help him walk straight.
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