Monday, September 25, 2006

Flash, wah-aah-aah! He'll save every one of us!

There's, of course, many celebrities who read this blog, not least recent Ryder Cup winning hero Darren "Fuck Off Jackson!" Clarke. Darren is an old, close personal friend from school. Back then, we enjoyed many long conversations in Wendy's hairdressers, waiting for our perms to set. He'll be pleased to know that everyone on Planet Earth was rooting for him in his recent battle to save the universe from Evil American Golfers and their Clone Army of Hot Blondes. But what he may find most pleasing was today's endorsement from Nicola T, 22, from Croydon, in THE SUN's "News In Briefs" feature. As we all know, Nicola has an eye for the bigger boned, larger walleted, sportsman, so fingers crossed!

4 comments:

Dazza said...

As ever, Mark: thanks for the support. I had Logie on the phone earlier: tells me you did a great piece to camera today, but they couldn't run it thanks to certain references to the "RSD buggery team", "soggy biscuit" "kicking W*s McK** in the c#nt" and so on.

Anyway, if you see that aryan fuck#r Ali Jackson, the second best golfer in Ireland, give him a dead arm from me.

Poddy said...

"Second best golfer in Ireland"?! What the fuc* am I? Chopped frigg#n' liver? Ars*hol#.

Paullo said...

Wank#rs.

ali jackson said...

i don't know one end of a golf bat from another