Don't say I didn't give you fair warning.

Happy birthday to me. 29 again. Yay!
So that's me, Tom Waits, the charming Nicole Appleton (well, let's face it, in a fight between Liam Gallagher and me, my money's on... me), Madame Tussaud, Willa Cather, and Noam Chomsky. Great company.

Now where's the postie?