iPod gloating

Aaah, my lovely iPod. Sometimes, I have customers coming in with the tell-tale white earbuds. I always ask them what they're listening to, and I always gloat because my taste is better than theirs.
Friggin' Queen, I asks ya.

But now, I gloat because my iPod makes yours look like an unwieldy house brick! Mwahhahahahahahaha!