Thursday, February 10, 2005

Just got back from the BRITS...

Playing guitar for Daniel Bedingfield last night. Fat talentless gobshite. Still, its work. Managed to pull Cheryl Tweedy last night. God, is my back sore. So, I get home, stick the TV on, and HOLY CRAP, Prince Charles is getting married to Camilla Parker's Bowels on April 6th. This is a good day for British Republicans. Blood will flow through the streets of Essex as The Church Of Diana go on a beheading spree. Saucy little minx, manipulating public opinion from beyond the grave. Like a zombie Victoria Beckham.