Monday, January 03, 2005

Nearly fifty man-hours later...

...and I've finally finished all the storyline missions in GRAND THEFT AUTO: VICE CITY.

And yet, I've still got about 30% of the game to finish. Rampages to go on, odd jobs to accomplish (how in god's name are you supposed to complete the Ambulance mission? the bleeding idiots keep jumping under my wheels!), hidden packages to find, unique jumps to complete. Buggeration. For a start, I can't go anywhere near Little Haiti without it turning into a total bloodbath, after completing the final mission for the Cuban ganglord. Even picking up the rent from the cab company there is a pain in the ass.

Now what the hell am I to do while waiting for GTA: SAN ANDREAS for the PC?
(Correct answer: try joining a gym, Round Boy!)